![]() That’s some seriously unambitious counting right there. I’m bout to take this drink and just stuff it ![]() Yes yes, the graphic equalizer has been adjusted to accommodate your musical requirements, lets move on. I understand this is necessary in dance music, so shall allow it. I do not think I shall be pursuing this option, as you appear to believe wearing sunglasses in doors is acceptable and I could never date a woman who thought this.Īfter a fairly promising and moderately comprehensible beginning, you are now repeating yourself. You require fast beats and a low level of base before you will consider taking our relationship any further. If I want to “get” with you (I assume this means have sex with you) then you require a certain soundtrack. Nonetheless, I shall try my best to parse each lyrical line of another modern chart hit to make sense of it for you (the modern youngster) and me (the anachronistic relic from the past). In other words, I am hopelessly out of touch with contemporary music culture. ![]() ![]() This perplexed reaction is exactly the same way I feel about all music released since 1998. “My Word!”, he may exclaim as the booty shaking and grinding of the girls in their underwear caused his monocle to fall out in a comical fashion. Imagine the first place he materialised was an underground club that played exclusively dubstep and drum and bass tunez. Imagine a time traveller of the HG Well’s variety – a well dressed, refined Gentleman with a proud moustache and a spiffing top hat – arriving in the modern world. ![]()
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